DIY Drum Pump
Many of our readers have been clamoring for a blog post explaining how to make a D. I. Y. drum pump for every day use. Well, they may clamor all they want because I have personally searched our records department and have found nothing on the subject. This, of course, does not preclude our writing a blog post on the subject. After all, we can always do a little research on the subject and come up with a D. I. Y. method for the construction of a drum pump. Unfortunately, we did not do that in this situation so the reader should not expect that information before the conclusion of the third paragraph.
PLEASE DO NOT EXPECT A D. I. Y. TOTE PUMP METHOD FROM THIS ARTICLE
Nor should the reader expect a technique for the making of a D. I. Y. tote pump in this article for much the same reason that they should not expect a technique for the making of a D. I. Y. drum pump. That is, there is no record extant in our records department concerning a D. I. Y. tote pump, nor did I or anyone on my staff perform any independent research concerning the construction of a D. I. Y. tote pump.
So what then are we to do? If we are not to provide instruction on the making of either a D. I. Y. drum pump or a D. I. Y. tote pump what then is the reader who is expecting such instruction to do upon reading to this point in the blog post? Unfortunately, this blog post will not provide instruction on that subject either. A more relevant question would be what are we (the writers of this blog post) going to write about until we reach our 300 word count total?